Today's Public Service Announcement

FYI:  If you fail to de-crumb your toaster oven more than about once a year, it will eventually catch on fire.  Big orange flames will be bursting out the front, and you'll be forced to screech, throw a box of baking soda all over the place, and open windows in February to keep the smoke alarms from going off.

Don't ask me how I know.

That's all I have to say about that.