Where's The Spirituality Store??

I'm sure that there IS such a place, because I keep seeing people using the same old product. They must be getting it from somewhere.

I think that this particular product comes in powder form, and you just sprinkle it. It's called "Make the Christian Shut Up". Evidently, all a person has to do is to open the box, sprinkle some of the contents on a conversation, and see what happens. Inside, you'll find flakes of words. Some of the words are "judgemental", "self righteous", "be more open minded", and "there are lots of ways to God".

I know about this product, because I've had about 20 pounds of the garbage dumped on me in the past few days! Good thing it's a powder, and it shakes right off, or I'd be a mess.